8 Star Field Marshall General
Stu D. Baker - salutes the troops as the Statue of Liberty is laid to rest on Lake Mendota. During the course of his tenure "The General" rallied the troops on many campaigns. After hiring work study students to build and H-Bomb (from plans from the Madison Progressive Magazine) The "Pail and Shovel Troops" proceeded on a mission to take over the big ten.

Along the way they extorted football players from Alabama, cheeleaders from USC, the Old Style Brewery from LaCrosse and actually had 1000 pounds of manure dumped on the Union steps from one of their enemies at University of Missouri.